February 2008
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January 2008
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
“Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way?”
The lawyer mulled this...
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“50% of the population of California was born in another state. Another 25% of...”
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Let the Good Times Roll
Hey, everybody, lets have some fun
You only live but once
And when youre dead youre done, so
Let the good times roll, let the good times roll
I dont care if youre young or old
Get together, let the good times roll
Dont sit there mumblin, talkin trash
If you wanna have a ball
You gotta go out and spend some cash, and
Let the good times roll, let the good times roll
I dont care if youre...
Weird Things at the Bar…
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender gives him his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts.
To his surprise, a voice comes from the peanut bowl.
“You look great tonight!” it said. “You really look fantastic - and that aftershave is just wonderful!”
The man is obviously a little confused, but tries to ignore it.
Realizing he has no cigarettes, he wanders over...
Baptist Preacher
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the preacher replied, “I’d rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my...
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